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830.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 05:36 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting femme_fatal:

couldnt you change escort into resort before quoting me?
i cant thrust you, can i?



"Escort" is such a perfect word!!! They ARE escort workers. They are paid to be escorts no?


you saved my fat ass.

831.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 05:52 pm

More poetry.....

ODE TO TURKISH CLASS

Welcome to Turkish Class come and take a seat,
We have all kinds of people here, you never want to meet,
Some are sober, some are drunk on beer,
And one or two of them you simply learn to fear.
Some have big asses and others are too hairy,
Some have opinions that are definitely scary.
We have good ones, bad ones, funny ones and sweet,
Many have no-brains but think they are elite.
Some are in love and sending lots of money,
Their translations would be sad, if they weren't so very funny,
Too tired to learn Turkish? There's lots more to do!
Send lots of spam and be a cyber dudu.
Or upset Kitty and say Amerikans are bed,
She will delete your posts and pretend it wasn't said.
There is so much to do, but unless you want to hang
NEVER DARE insult the Chewing Gum Gang

(God, my talents are wasted on this site )

832.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 06:36 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

More poetry.....

ODE TO TURKISH CLASS

Welcome to Turkish Class come and take a seat,
We have all kinds of people here, you never want to meet,
Some are sober, some are drunk on beer,
And one or two of them you simply learn to fear.
Some have big asses and others are too hairy,
Some have opinions that are definitely scary.
We have good ones, bad ones, funny ones and sweet,
Many have no-brains but think they are elite.
Some are in love and sending lots of money,
Their translations would be sad, if they weren't so very funny,
Too tired to learn Turkish? There's lots more to do!
Send lots of spam and be a cyber dudu.
Or upset Kitty and say Amerikans are bed,
She will delete your posts and pretend it wasn't said.
There is so much to do, but unless you want to hang
NEVER DARE insult the Chewing Gum Gang

(God, my talents are wasted on this site )



i think mine was better! yours is a bit saga-like, not the poetry!

833.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 06:38 pm

I agree! I think your style is more e.e. cummings - mine perhaps more...William Blake?
Either way, we are both VERY talented poets

834.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 06:45 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

I agree! I think your style is more e.e. cummings - mine perhaps more...William Blake?
Either way, we are both VERY talented poets


i know, my english friend! we are great minds.
did you know that english people are actual turks that moved to the isle within the II GREAT MIGRATION?
it could be so, that we are in fact relatives.

835.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 06:48 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:

i know, my english friend! we are great minds.
did you know that english people are actual turks that moved to the isle within the II GREAT MIGRATION?
it could be so, that we are in fact relatives.



Ermmmmmm harika.......?

836.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 07:05 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting femme_fatal:

i know, my english friend! we are great minds.
did you know that english people are actual turks that moved to the isle within the II GREAT MIGRATION?
it could be so, that we are in fact relatives.



Ermmmmmm harika.......?


you english, listen to me further.
im your prototype, you should have a great respect to me
listen, there was a king long ago whose name was aidan and he didnt speak english (oops, sorry, there was no english at that time) but he spoke turkic, he had translators (into english). he was tall with blue eyes and was very handsom.

837.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 07:09 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:

but he spoke turkic, he had translators (into english). he was tall with blue eyes and was very handsom.



Was he also a dudu?

838.       portokal
2516 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 11:24 am

i think that TC should designate a person , by rotation to watch over daily translation posts and to be in charge with counseling in short and concised statements...
some threads get seven-eight advices, even.
we risk to get shortage of material.
and there is a saying: too many midwives will shed the child.

839.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 10:25 pm

Sometimes I wonder if these chicks in translation are for real or are they really just plants....coming here and trying to get a reaction.
Can there seriously be that many women who send money to men and fall for the crap that is posted here over and over?
:-S

840.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 11:49 pm

Quoting girleegirl:

Sometimes I wonder if these chicks in translation are for real or are they really just plants....coming here and trying to get a reaction.
Can there seriously be that many women who send money to men and fall for the crap that is posted here over and over?
:-S



Girlee...do we really want to solve this mystery? If we find out that these are not real people and just plants...then what will be talk about?

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